Thursday 3 July 2014

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do

No other gadget is a bigger status symbol for us Indians than our mobile phones. And boy do we have a lot of mobile phones around us. However, the one phone that soars above the rest is of course the iPhone. And the moment you bring home an iPhone you start exhibiting certain traits that distinguish you from the rest of the mobile phone users.

Here are 10 things that Indian iPhone users do:


1. Although iPhone is the only Apple product they use, they give long lectures on how all Apple products are superior.

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do


2. Treat other huge brands like Samsung and Nokia like they are fake Chinese brands.

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do


3. Every time there’s a discussion on phones they parrot the line ‘If you don’t have an iPhone then you don’t have iPhone.’

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do


4. Cover up the iPhone with such tacky looking covers that even Steve Jobs wouldn’t be able to recognize it.

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do


5. They look down upon Android users as though they have some contractible disease.

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do


6. They go on and on about the amazing productivity of an iPhone but in reality only use it play Candy Crush.

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do


7. Even if the topic of conversation is ‘global warming’ or ‘terrorism’, they bring it back to how cool their iPhone is.

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do


8. Their selfie-habit becomes even more out of control once they have an iPhone.

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do


9.They automatically form a cosmic bond with fellow iPhone users around them.

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do


10. Anytime a non-iPhone user asks if they have a normal phone charger, they respond with a condescending “Uh-hello. I have an iPhone”. 

10 Typical Things Indian iPhone Users Do

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